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Charcuterie (Not Like Us)Kendrick Lamar
00:00 / 04:33

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Psst, I see fed people

(Ay, what we gonna eat, yo)

 

Ayy, Muster up some cheese, bro 

We know any snack’s better than a meal, Yo 

 

Pans down, call the sample fam

We on beast row (bistro)

Nail a spigot through the box 

We talkin' 'bout that pinot

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What’s up with Rice-a-roni ass dishes 

tryna be pompous?

The dinner scene can hate me, 

Fuck 'em all and their condiments

 

j’check the snack you ‘ready got

I mean there’s so many options

I’m fixin' a batch for this party,

I've gone shoppin'
 

Eat your crackers by the fire,

We’re hob-nobbin’

 

Sometimes you gotta cop out 

on whole dinners

Charcuterie super fan,
I’m the one that upped the board for em

 

Walk around

Whole time knowin it’s what you throw on em

Roll em in, distort shit, and stick a bow on em


 

Hey mate, I hear ya lacking funds

That better not ever block a fella from comin' 

For any kitchen w a vision and some crumbs

Just make sure you find a pretty dish or somethin'

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You fold the crumbs into a bun and 

make it fancy ‘round. 

and stacks some maple syrup

Crisp until it’s gold’n brown 

 

That baklava’s a weird taste but it could be around

"Charcutify" Hors d’Troy

Ya gonna be, fed a while 

 

Chop chop chop chop chop, 

I’m a chop some nuts

Chop chop chop chop chop, 

Mine’s the coldest cuts.

 

Why you fuxin with a meal, ain’t you tired?

Trying to sip a port and you’re being a whinerrr

 

CHORUS 

Break out the crumbs

Break out the crumbs

Break out the crumbs 

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Break out the crumbs

Break out the crumbs

Break out the crumbs

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You think that we gon’ let you disrespect potstickers

I think you’re smokin if you’re bleedin' out hot dishes

With old pal’s, I don’t know why you’re over spending 

It isn’t foul to serve pickins and side dishes

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Bro, A la carte’s more fun

Shape and sort it how you want 

My take: it’s all show  

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Have it all for low fees, 

then take it further with toppins’

And that junk’ll 

be rad in a pinch 

cuz food’s all about the garnish. 

 

Ain’t no haul, boy. Grab a tall boy.

Add tomato basil or somethin’ 

Get some dip out now then find

a pack of french onion 

 

You *figure on settin’ a veggie.

In strips folded in boxes 

So here we go pan boy

imagine all of the options

Shall we?

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If you set a table w sauces 

Get ya plates all up on top of it

Combine dishes and offer em
Then you’re not far from finding 

Satisfaction 

For fractions

It’s fabulous.

All hands on; shit’s fuckin found demolished. 
 

Cut some cheese curls, set em in kale. 

That’s in inviting

On top of flakes scattered,

in a pinch it’s appetizing

 

I’m grabbing those egg rolls and dips from out the freezer

Garbanzo beans are central, bitch better not skip on the pita

 

And your homeboys needin some prima

Like petit fores out the box

No shame, I been peckin' 'round the place to see what I got. 

 

I lean on my bitches if there’s something I forgot

Then it’s “bone-apple-tea” and 

ima send it out to Motts 

 

Set the long table and we
dine ‘round the clock

Sweet chill music while we hone in on guac

How many blocks do I really have in stock ?
Munster, Brie, Roquefort plus Chive 

 

Deviled eggs are fire, 

We’ll be snackin’ like gods 

 

Bacon wrapped pickles, make a relish out the rind

Roll them wraps up with a fresh stack of slaw

 

Git here n snack up 

leave the crust on the side

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CHORUS 

Break out the crumbs

Break out the crumbs

Break out the crumbs 

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Break out the crumbs

Break out the crumbs

Break out the crumbs

CHORUS:

Break out the crumbs

Bring on the crumbs 

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Once upon a time we were all in fifth grade

Subject to our parents and the sandwiches they made

 

The cafeteria is where it put y’all to shame

Bear with me for a second, ima tell you who’s to blame
 

You’d see the Lunchables with kids if they were richer

Fast forward 2024 and now we are the spenders 

 

They’d fund a banana and throw in a wet salad)

Lunchables were where it’s at
That’s a meal, that shit was balanced.

 

You saw a Turkey, cheese, Ritz and mini Crunch 
Chicken nuggets, for you set in little cups.
The pizza one gave you sauce, and cheese, bread 

All things that i never had. 

Like queso cheese and tortillas, fun sized

True shame good food had a price 

By now I’m a fan of when got a few dollars

meals are not what y’all need,

just get some fuckin appetizers. 


The samples matter, and the food on the platter
Is the wide span you know y'all desire 

Mm, Mm-mm

Fuck a pan, fuck a pan, fuck a pan 
Fuck a pan, fuck a pan, fuck it

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Cheeky ass dinners, we’ll be picking like God’s

Cheeky ass dinners, we’ll be picking like God’s

Trays Trays Trays Trays,
Tea spoons and knives

Trays Trays Trays Trays,

Tea spoons and knives

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Cheeky ass dinners, we’ll be picking like God’s

Cheeky ass dinners, we’ll be picking like God’s

Trays Trays Trays Trays,
Tea spoons and knives

Trays Trays Trays Trays, Trays

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Lemme hear ya say Toblerone, say Toblerone

Now spread this way, spread that way, 

you gotta spread this way, spread that way

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Are we still friends?

Didi you like it?

Then spread this way, spread that way, 

you gotta spread this way, spread that way.

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