Lyrics
Why men great when I gotta menstruate?
I just saw a DNA mess.
Turns out it’s 100% my bad
looks like I was on my period
I got no problem with the way that a bleed
Strings, wings and dissolvants
that shits I need.
I could’ve worn a pad, bitch.
But I didn’t
Checked up on my cycle
just a little
I saw him going down,
and coming up w some red
And that’s the frown
of me not getting that head.
CHORUS 1
Why men great when I gotta menstruate.
That’s when I fuck em on the first date.
Won’t see you ever so I don’t care
Shampoo press isn't fixing that chair
Nice bathroom thank you for inviting
Shit looks like you got hit by a Viking
Not the first time, maybe this is my thing
Bum bi dum bdum bum ye
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Well now it breaks my heart:
I thought you’s cool and smart
Just cause my body cranked me up
so that my pussy could shart
Hey I’m glad we met, thanks for that,
I think you could use some Tide for this
Or it’ll never ever ever ever ever ever
leave your side
I put the fling in finger
But still you know that stain is gonna linger
So you can tell your friends:
bring a towel when you see them.
Ima put my Syndrome in their PM
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CHORUS 2
Why men great when I gotta menstruate.
That’s when I fuck em on the first date.
Just thought that I was getting wetter
Damn hormones got him smelling better
Dude said dumb shit but I was biting
Shoulda known my own flavor was delighting
Truth hurts, but that’s why he was exciting
Bom bom bi bom bi dum dum, ay
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I’m just like
Ima be right back in a minute
Ima shove some paper up in it
Then I’ll say goodbye
Then I’ll catch a ride
Then I’ll take a shower and cry ey ey
Come on give it up, pussy power
Ima go and cry in the shower
Then after I’m dry
I’m getting fucking high.
Cos I don’t even know why we try ey ey
CHORUS 1
Why men great when I gotta menstruate.
That’s when I fuck em on the first date.
Won’t see you ever so I don’t care
Shampoo press isnt fixing that chair
Nice bathroom thank you for inviting
Shit looks like you got hit by a Viking
Not the first time, maybe this is my thing a
Bom bi dum bdum bum ye