Lyrics
Why men great when I gotta menstruate?
I just saw a DNA mess.
Turns out it’s 100% my bad
looks like I was on my period
I got no problem with the way that a bleed
Strings, wings and dissolvants
that shits I need.
I could’ve worn a pad, bitch.
But I didn’t
Checked up on my cycle
just a little
I saw him going down,
and coming up w some red
And that’s the frown
of me not getting that head.
CHORUS 1
Why men great when I gotta menstruate.
That’s when I fuck em on the first date.
Won’t see you ever so I don’t care
Shampoo press isn't fixing that chair
Nice bathroom thank you for inviting
Shit looks like you got hit by a Viking
Not the first time, maybe this is my thing
Bum bi dum bdum bum ye
Well now it breaks my heart:
I thought you’s cool and smart
Just cause my body cranked me up
so that my pussy could shart
Hey I’m glad we met, thanks for that,
I think you could use some Tide for this
Or it’ll never ever ever ever ever ever
leave your side
I put the fling in finger
But still you know that stain is gonna linger
So you can tell your friends:
bring a towel when you see them.
Ima put my Syndrome in their PM
CHORUS 2
Why men great when I gotta menstruate.
That’s when I fuck em on the first date.
Just thought that I was getting wetter
Damn hormones got him smelling better
Dude said dumb shit but I was biting
Shoulda known my own flavor was delighting
Truth hurts, but that’s why he was exciting
Bom bom bi bom bi dum dum, ay
I’m just like
Ima be right back in a minute
Ima shove some paper up in it
Then I’ll say goodbye
Then I’ll catch a ride
Then I’ll take a shower and cry ey ey
Come on give it up, pussy power
Ima go and cry in the shower
Then after I’m dry
I’m getting fucking high.
Cos I don’t even know why we try ey ey
CHORUS 1
Why men great when I gotta menstruate.
That’s when I fuck em on the first date.
Won’t see you ever so I don’t care
Shampoo press isnt fixing that chair
Nice bathroom thank you for inviting
Shit looks like you got hit by a Viking
Not the first time, maybe this is my thing a
Bom bi dum bdum bum ye